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Thursday, November 30, 2006

"The Convict" - Season 3

Angela and Kevin were trying to figure out where the extra money in the budget came from. Jan let them know it was money Dunder-Mifflin received for hiring an ex-convict. Michael swore he never hired an ex-convict. Jan informed him that the person must have come from the merger.

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Andy called Jim up to ask him about different girls at the office. Andy decided he was going to ask out Pam and asked Jim's advice on it. Jim told him to go for it! Jim decided to give Andy a list of pointers to win Pam over. Except he switched it up, giving Andy a list of Pam's dislikes, and labeling them as things she does like.

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Michael found out the convict was Martin. He decided it was his duty to announce it to the entire office. Martin cleared up his name by saying he went to prison for insider trading. Different employees had questions about what prison was like. Martin was making prison sound very appealing to his co-workers.

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Michael was beginning to get irritated with Martin's comparisons of prison life to life at Dunder-Mifflin. He introduced himself as "Prison Mike" and wanted to scare everybody straight. Instead, it was making the staff uncomfortable. Michael got made and locked them in the conference room.

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After Toby freed everybody from the conference room, Martin decided to quit his job. Michael said he didn't work with quitters and was disappointed in Martin. Michael also revealed he was not going to miss Martin one bit.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

"The Merger" - Season 3

The Scranton branch was getting ready for their new employees to arrive in from the defunct Stamford branch. Pam was especially excited to be reunited with Jim. While, Michael was most concerned with impressing his new staff.

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Michael welcomed all the new employees with goodie bags filled with pencils and coupons to some of Scranton's major hot spots. Pam greeted Jim with a giant hug. Dwight approached Jim with a warning not to mess with him; he is older and now wiser.

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Dwight was nervous about Michael's growing relationship with Andy. Dwight wanted reassurance that he was in a higher position than his newfound nemesis. Michael wanted to be left alone and told Dwight he had a company to run.

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Michael made a rap video called "Lazy Scranton" with Dwight to welcome the new employees to Scranton. Nobody seemed that impressed with the video, except Michael, who thought it was an A++ video.

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The new employees were trying to fit into the Scranton branch's circle, but they were having a hard time adjusting. Karen ruffled some feathers with Phyllis when she commented about being allergic to Phyllis' perfume.

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Michael introduced the new co-workers by having them sit on top of a table. One of the new employees, Tony, was too heavy to climb the table, so Dwight and Michael made it awkward and helped him up to the table. Due to the inappropriateness of the situation, Tony quit his job. He couldn't work with Michael's management style. But, Michael fired him, before he could quit.

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After Michael pulled a prank on his staff in the parking lot, they all got fed up and went back inside the building. Pam was going to walk in with Jim, but noticed he was preoccupied with Karen. Pam was surprised about how close they had gotten.

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An unhappy Jan called Michael. She was furious that Michael fired Tony when he tried to quit his job. This meant the company now had to give Tony a severance package. Michael told Jan that it was Dwight's idea, but Jan informed Michael that Jim was his new number two man.

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After work, Jim took a phone call from Karen wondering if he wanted to meet for a drink. He told her he had to call her back. He stopped Pam in the parking lot to see how she was doing. He told Pam that she didn't need to worry he had already started seeing somebody new. She assured Jim they would always be friends.

Thursday, November 9, 2006

"Branch Closing" - Season 3

Jan told Michael that the board had voted to close the Scranton branch. There would be a select group of employees that would get a severance package; the others would be going to work at the Stamford branch. She informed Michael that he would be one who would get a severance package.

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Michael alerted the warehouse about the branch closing. The guys were not worried because Bob Vance had bought out the warehouse and would keep them on. Roy was worried what it was going to be like not working with Pam.

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Dwight and Michael went on a road trip to find the CFO of Dunder Mifflin and ask why their branch was closing. Meanwhile, Jan informed Josh that he would be in charge of Dunder Mifflin Northeast, but he informed her he accepted a senior manager position at Staples. Jan was furious with Josh's move.

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After the Josh fiasco, Jan returned back to Scranton to let the employees know they would not be out of a job. They were all relieved to find out that their jobs were no longer in danger. Back in Stamford, Karen and Andy were worried about their jobs and Jim was still contemplating going back to Scranton as the number two guy in charge.

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Phyllis informed Jan that she heard Jim would be heading back to the Scranton branch. It immediately brought a smile to Pam's face. Roy paid Pam a surprised visit to let her know he was happy she wasn't going anywhere. Back in Stamford, Karen privately confided that she was beginning to have feelings for Jim.

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Michael and Dwight were still parked outside the CFO's house. Michael was freaking out about the branch closing, until Dwight revealed a voicemail saying that the Scranton branch would stay open while the Stamford branch would close. Both men celebrated in the streets!

Thursday, November 2, 2006

"Diwali" - Season 3

Michael was educating the entire staff about Diwali, the Hindu holiday that Kelly celebrated. Kelly had invited everybody from work to the celebration. Pam was unsure if she was going to make it, she later confided in Angela that she was saddened because she had nobody to attend the celebration with.

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Jim, Andy and Karen had to stay late after work to number crunch. Andy thought it would be a great time to take liquor shots while working. Every time Jim and Andy took a shot; Karen tossed hers in the garbage behind their backs.

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Roy showed up at the Diwali celebration to find a free spirited Pam dancing on the dance floor. After seeing her so happy, Roy left the party. Pam never saw him and continued dancing.

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After talking to Kelly's parents, Michael was inspired to make some changes in his life. He started by taking the microphone and proposing to Carol in front of the entire party. She was stunned, as was the audience. She told Michael that they needed to talk privately. She told him it was too soon to be talking about marriage.

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Pam took some time out of the party to text message Jim with what was going on. Jim never got the message because he was passed out from all the liquor he consumed. Later, Karen offered to drive a very drunk Jim home after he took a spill on his bike.

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Pam was disappointed when she didn't receive a text message back from Jim. She found Michael sulking outside. It got awkward when Michael tried to kiss Pam and she rejected him. She later agreed to take him home, if he sat in the back seat and didn't talk.