"Michael's Birthday" - Season 2

Michael was in a buoyant mood when he arrived at the office on his birthday. At the same time, Kevin was in a less-than-enthusiastic frame of mind as he anxiously waited for medical results to come in.

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When no one was looking, Michael put a box of donuts in the kitchen and then pretended that someone else brought them in to celebrate his birthday.

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Kevin was told he might have skin cancer, but he was still waiting on a second opinion.

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Depressed that no one cared about his birthday, Michael retreated to his office to stuff his face full of donuts and commiserate with Dwight - the only staffer to sign his birthday card.

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At 11:23, Dwight announced that this was the exact moment of Michael's birth. Borrowing a Jewish custom, he sat Michael down in a chair and asked everyone in the office to help hoist him into the air.

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To cheer up Kevin, Pam and Jim hit the store and bought him all of his favorite goodies. At the checkout line, Jim dared Pam to make a storewide announcement. Jim's eyes lit up when Pam actually went through with it.

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After Michael blew out his birthday cake candles, he turned to see Meredith giving Kevin a hug and asked why no one had hugged him. Angela told Michael that no one cared about his birthday. Michael was more upset about the timing of Kevin's announcement than by the announcement itself.

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Toby advised Kevin to get off the "terrible" Dunder-Mifflin health care plan. As they talked, Michael came by with good news: 99% of people with skin cancer fully recover, so there was no reason they couldn't have fun celebrating his birthday.

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Michael announced that they were all going to take Kevin to a special place that was in no way related to his birthday. But when they arrived at an ice-skating rink, the first thing everyone saw was a huge banner proclaiming, "Happy Birthday, Michael!"

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While most of the staff struggled to skate, Michael tore up the ice - he'd been skating since he was a kid. At the rink, Michael ran into Carole, the woman who sold him his condo. She was there with her two kids. Michael offered to take them "on a ride," and Carole watched with a big smile as he pulled the laughing kids around the ice with a hockey stick.

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Kevin's second opinion finally came in and the results were negative. With that good news, everyone sat down to give Michael his birthday gifts and to have some cake together. "It was a good day," Pam said with a smile.

"Take Your Daughter to Work Day" - Season 2

Pam was looking forward to "Take Your Daughter to Work Day" because she wasn't great with kids, but she was about to get married and wanted to take this opportunity to get better.

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It didn't take Michael long to stick his foot in his mouth when he told Stanley's daughter, who was in the eighth grade, that she was turning into a "stone cold fox." The day was also awkward for Ryan - all the kids around made Kelly beam at the thought of marrying Ryan and having babies.

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Pam had a single goal for the day: Make one kid like her. She first tried with Abbey, Kevin's fiancée's daughter, but she didn't have any luck. However, she jealously looked on as Abbey took to Jim like a fish to water.

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Michael made a friend of his own: Sasha, the daughter of Michael's sworn enemy from HR, Toby. Meanwhile, Meredith's troublemaking son was getting on Dwight's nerves by referring to him as "Mr. Poop."

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Kelly couldn't wait to point out to Stanley that Melissa was innocently flirting with Ryan. Though Ryan did nothing to encourage this, Stanley yelled at Ryan, warning him to stop "sniffing" around his child.

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Michael kicked Dwight out of the conference room just as he was about to teach the kids how to make corn husk dolls. Instead, Michael took them on a sprightly tour of the office, though none of them found it particularly entertaining.

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Over pizza, Michael treated the kids and the entire staff to some clips of "Fundle Bundle," a kid's show he appeared on as a child. Everyone in the room was stunned silent when little Michael Scott told a puppet that when he grew up, he wanted to be married and have 100 kids and 100 friends so "no one could say no to being my friend." When the sad realization hit Michael that he hadn't achieved his childhood goals, he headed back to his office alone.

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Toby came to Michael's office to drop off the toys Michael gave Sasha to play with, finding him alone and depressed. After some supportive words from Toby, Michael decided to sign up for an online dating service to help get the ball rolling on finding a wife and having kids. His username? "LittleKidLover."

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Pam finally succeeded in winning over one of the kids over when she showed Meredith's son how to shred paper. The day ended with Michael and Dwight performing a children's song duet for everyone.

"Dwight's Speech" - Season 2

Jim wasn't happy about it, but Dwight was Dunder-Mifflin's top salesperson of the year, an honor that got him some prize money and an award at an upcoming sales convention. An already bad day got more awkward when Jim learned that Pam got her wedding dress and had set a date. To avoid the situation, Jim decided to go on a vacation the week of Pam's wedding.

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Dwight wasn't ready to make his big speech at the sales convention so he turned to Michael for advice. Michael told him that it wasn't what he said but how he said it. To demonstrate, Michael used a commanding voice to inform the entire office that they were each getting a $1,000 bonus (it wasn't true).

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At their desks, Jim told Dwight that he majored in public speaking in college and advised Dwight to wave his arms and pound his fists. He also gave him a speech that was made by the Italian dictator Mussolini.

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Dwight looked panicked when he entered the conference room to find it packed with hundreds of people. When Dwight was called to the podium, he went into total panic mode and Michael took the stage on his behalf. A series of corny and offensive jokes left the audience stone-faced.

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The audience applauded tepidly when Dwight finally ran up to the podium to replace Michael. Clearing his throat, Dwight launched into his Mussolini speech, ranting and raving and pounding his fists like a madman. "Salesmen of the world unite!" The audience? Well, they.. uh.. they loved it! Michael, on the other hand, snuck out with his shoulders slumped.

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After much deliberation and advice, Jim finally bought a ticket to Australia. Pam looked heartbroken to learn that he was leaving right before her wedding. Michael was also heartbroken, but not because of the wedding - his speech bombed while Dwight managed to entertain thousands.